written by bra-z0r @ 9:50 PM
omg this is so funneh to me so im gonna post it.
Me: Mummy, the milk bottle very pretty! I want to buy it.
Mummy : For who?
Me : For me lah. Who else can it be?
Mummy : What for?
Me : I want to drink milk from it.
Mummy : Got cup you don't want to use, why use a milk bottle?
Me : I don't get to drink my milk everytime cuz I'm always late for school. You can't put milk
into a plastic bottle because it's hot so just get a milk bottle so I can drink from it on the way to school.
Mummy : You are 21, can't you behave like one? You are going to let people laugh at you.
Me : But I'm drinking it in Daddy's car. No one will see.
Brother Shaun : I know why you want to get the milk bottle. You like to suck.
Me: Yeah right. Don't be sick.
*Walk over to the other side of the supermarket*
Me: Daddy, I want to buy the milk bottle but they laugh at me.
Daddy: What for you get a milk bottle?
Me: I'm always late for school so I don't get to drink my milk right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: And milk is hot so I can't put into the plastic bottle right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: Milk bottles are meant for warm milk right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: So that explains why I want to get the milk bottle. Can?
Daddy: Use a thermo flask. No one uses a milk bottle at your age.
Me: But if I drink in the car, it will spill cuz the car is moving!
Daddy: Use a thermo flask with a big straw
Me: But the straw will melt! A milk bottle would be a much better idea, and it's way cheaper too.
Daddy: No.
So tell me, what's wrong with getting a milk bottle? It's not like I'm going to drink it in public. No one's going to see it. I'm going on a milk bottle shopping spree!
.! debbies .
Me: Mummy, the milk bottle very pretty! I want to buy it.
Mummy : For who?
Me : For me lah. Who else can it be?
Mummy : What for?
Me : I want to drink milk from it.
Mummy : Got cup you don't want to use, why use a milk bottle?
Me : I don't get to drink my milk everytime cuz I'm always late for school. You can't put milk
into a plastic bottle because it's hot so just get a milk bottle so I can drink from it on the way to school.
Mummy : You are 21, can't you behave like one? You are going to let people laugh at you.
Me : But I'm drinking it in Daddy's car. No one will see.
Brother Shaun : I know why you want to get the milk bottle. You like to suck.
Me: Yeah right. Don't be sick.
*Walk over to the other side of the supermarket*
Me: Daddy, I want to buy the milk bottle but they laugh at me.
Daddy: What for you get a milk bottle?
Me: I'm always late for school so I don't get to drink my milk right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: And milk is hot so I can't put into the plastic bottle right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: Milk bottles are meant for warm milk right?
Daddy: Right.
Me: So that explains why I want to get the milk bottle. Can?
Daddy: Use a thermo flask. No one uses a milk bottle at your age.
Me: But if I drink in the car, it will spill cuz the car is moving!
Daddy: Use a thermo flask with a big straw
Me: But the straw will melt! A milk bottle would be a much better idea, and it's way cheaper too.
Daddy: No.
So tell me, what's wrong with getting a milk bottle? It's not like I'm going to drink it in public. No one's going to see it. I'm going on a milk bottle shopping spree!
this is, my tution teacher . (:
and i love her <3
and i love her <3
.! debbies .